Fast-forward to my current department. Night shift. Chaos prime time. We get a call from one of the local group homes. If you know, you know: Group home calls range from “he threw a shoe at me” to “we need the cops to parent this adult we’re responsible for.” This one? Staff claims: “He’s stripping, peeing everywhere, and being violent.” Classic group home bingo. I arrive. The manager greets me like she’s been waiting her whole shift to tap out. She explains the resident won’