All Products

Welcome to the armory of bad decisions and great merch. From Viking wiener-dog stickers to gear forged in caffeine and patrol-shift chaos, this is everything Heimdall creates in one place. Stickers, shirts, dog figures, and the occasional “why does this exist?” product—all built for people who laugh through the madness. Raid the shelves, fill your cart, and embrace the chaos. After all, every hero deserves good gear… and at least one ridiculous sticker.