Meet the police sticker that says what every officer is thinking—loudly, proudly, and with a Viking-level side-eye. This bold, waterproof vinyl decal features Heimdall Equipment’s legendary Viking dachshund suited up in full police gear: horned helmet, tactical vest, and a stare that could stop a bad decision mid-sentence. The message? “Your poor planning is not my emergency.” Enough said.
Whether it lands on your water bottle, laptop, cruiser console, notebook, or the patrol room fridge, this die-cut Police Sticker is built to survive the chaos. Made from thick, scratch-resistant, waterproof vinyl, it stands up to sunlight, weather, dishwashers—and all the excuses you hear on shift.
Durable. Hilarious. Officer-approved. This little dog delivers big attitude.